“至于你信不信，我反正信了” N个版本英文翻译恶搞

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1. Normal正常版：I believe it, whether you believe it or not.
2. College exam(High score)四六级作文高分版：I don’t care whether you believe it or not. I just do.
3. Google 谷歌机翻版：As you believe, I believed anyway.
【注】：意思完全颠倒有没有
4. Shakespeare莎翁版：‘Tis not mine interest wherest thy mind doth stand, for mine own thoughts shan’t e’er be swayed by thee.
【注】：’tis = it is
Mine = my
Thy = your
Thee = you (When “you” is the object of the sentence.)
*must be written in iambic pentameter (rhythm of pairing ten syllables for each line into five pairs)
5. Rap版：Uh, yo check it. Don’t be hollering at me about yo beliefs 'Cause imma tell it to you straight right here, before you open yo mouth, you’re gonna see that I really don’t give a damn, we clear?
【注】：Yo = hey (1) /your (2)
Imma = im going to
Cause = because
Check it = listen
to give a damn about sth. 在意，重视
*Raps have to rhyme as well.
6. GRE版：Nevertheless, I will not put your ideas into any consideration as I continue to uphold my beliefs as to what is true.
【注】：中国特色长句
7. Colloquial Slang 俚语版：Even if you don’t buy it, I do.
【注】：Buy it 有“相信”“接受某种说法”的意思
8. Online chat/MSN：w/e, I believe it no matter wut.
【注】：w/e = whatever
wut = what
9. Lady Gaga版：Oh oh, oh oh
I believe it, whether you believe it or not
Oh oh, oh oh
I believe it, whether you believe it or not
believe, belieeeeeeve,believe, belieeeeeeve
believe, belieeeeeeve,believe, Gaga
believe, belieeeeeeve,believe, belieeeeeeve
believe, belieeeeeeve,believe, Gaga




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没有答案，不过候选项算是蒙对了额。
总得看来，机器翻译对这句都有些措手不及呀。
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